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Valentines Menu Brentwood
Passionate StartersZuppa Plain frigid Pea Soup even though it’s hot Melone E Porto Lip sensitive mouth watering Melon on a bed of Port Sauce with fresh really blue Blueberries Avocado Salmone The finest naked Scotch Smoked Salmon (kilt removed) with sliced Avocado which if you do not wish to eat it can be rubbed all over the body Sardines Large dark big & strong Portuguese Sardines plain grilled or marinated in our exotic frisky Lemon & Butter Sauce Scottadita Orientale Finest baby back Spare Ribs in our special Nymphomaniac Honey Barbecue Sauce Canneloni Pornographic Pancake filled with finest hunky Scotch Minced Beef Pennette All’ Arrabbiata Pasta Tubes in Chilli & Garlic tied & bonded in a Tomato Sauce  From The Heart Main CoursesBorsellino Di Vitello Thin slices of Voluptuous Veal filled with Ham & Mozzarella pan fried in an orgy of Pomodoro & Basil Sauce Pollo Pugliese Breast of Chicken cuddled together with Ricotta & Spinach sexily wrapped in Pancetta & finished with our disgustingly erotic Cream & Brandy Sauce Stinco D’Agnello Shank of Lamb undressed & slowly cooked in a sauna oven with Carrots, Onions & Italian Herbs on a Water Bed of Garlic Mash in a Mint Gravy Sauce Medaglioni Di Manzo (Suppl. £3.50) Scotch Fillet of Beef Medallions pan fried with tenderness in a masochistic Marsala Wine & crude Cassis Sauce finished with a Parsnip puree Salmone Tarantino Scintillating poached Scotch Salmon in a Sensual Saffron & body licking Cream Sauce Sogliola Ripiena Sole stuffed with Love, Scallops & Crab finished in a perverted Brandy, Mushroom & Asparagus Sauce Calzone Vegetariana Large Folded Pizza filled with Vegetables to satisfy all your sexual needs (without the meat) All the above served with Viagra Vegetables Our Aphrodisiac Sweet of the Day £26.95 + Drinks + 10% Service Charge |
